Oooh, yeah, work that upholstery attachment that you read about in the Miele manual.4. Every guy comes to the realization that being jealous of your guy friends just makes him look sad and lame.
By the time they're 27, they could be sleeping with a sexy Chewbacca for all they care. He has his own friends and job and hobbies and schedule.
I.e., he won't be one of those lamewads who clings to your friend group and sits around the house eating Cheez-Its and waiting for you to come over and watch Netflix with him.
Not that there's anything wrong with Cheez-Its, but nobody likes a clinger.15. If he likes you, why would he avoid you until it's deemed societally appropriate to text?
We had some turmoil in between and I thought I wouldn’t hear from him again.
It's not like a guy who's five years older than you is going to be taking you out for the Denny's early bird special ever day before promptly going to bed, but odds are those 5 a.m. We can still drink people under the table, we just don't want to do it at some crappy, crowded dive bar. We don't want to be shoving our way through a bunch of sweaty people to get them. You're going to hear stories about "the old days" and wonder why we aren't as fun anymore. All right, so no one knows what they want, but we've got a job, if not a career, and some money saved up, because we already did that thing where you spend all your money and then have no money.7.